You know we don't want to say freaking - but we'll keep it PG for now.
Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable are back at it, for Season Three of their hit podcast "The Most Dramatic Podcast Ever!" The Bachelor is what it's all about these days - with vanilla edgy former contestant Clayton trying to woo the hearts of dozens of ladies.
Episode One does not disappoint. The drama starts early as Clayton has to deal with a woman who was supposed to get married recently but had it broken off. Nothing says you're ready to move on than jumping into a national TV show about romance, are we right?
Clayton seems to bring out all the feels for Christel, none of them positive, so let's see how far off the deep end she goes in her hatred for a man who Paul thinks smiles just a little too much.
And two words you don't hear to often pop up a lot on this show - spray tanner. Maybe contestant Claire should have spent more time on her tailgate party and less on her drinking?
Time will tell.
We're back - you're back - The Bachelor is back - let's talk about it baby!
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