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The Most Dramatic Podcast Yet
Are you a fan of all things Bachelor? (You know you are - you don't have to admit it to anyone but yourself) Then you'll find love listening to Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable. These two comedians from Toronto break down the latest episodes, throw in their two cents on who they love, and who they love to hate (spoiler: he's probably worn a catsuit). The ultimate goal is to have a former contestant on the show. The minor goal is just to get to 1000 listeners ASAP. Pour yourself your favourite beverage and enjoy!
Episodes
66 episodes
Episode 4 - The Most Dramatic Ending Yet
Okay, we know....We moaned. We complained. We weren't really feeling the Jennergy from the start of this whole experience.We missed talking to you about episodes, because both of us were enjoying the summer while trying to find ...
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Season 8
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Episode 4
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48:22
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Four Episodes in One (Including Wham, Bam, Thank You Sam!)
We know - we know - we've been gone a loooonnnnggggg time. It's been a busy summer, with Christel across the pond and working all the time, while Paul stays home and holds down all things Bachelor in the great city of Toronto.A lot to d...
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Season 8
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Episode 3
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55:15
Episodes 2, 3, & 4!!! - Three Episodes In One Is Three Times The Fun
Yes - we're actually back. Host Christel Bartelse just got back from the UK, while the other host Paul Constable is slumming down at Disney World with his son, but this does not stop them from talking about the most important show of this gener...
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Season 8
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Episode 2
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54:29
Episode 1 - Not Much Jennergy, Not Much Mennergy
WE'RE BACK! It's been awhile hasn't it, since we've had to talk about young and beautiful people trying to find love just so they can break up three months after the show airs.This season's Bachelorette, Jennifer, was not Christel Barte...
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Season 8
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Episode 1
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34:36
The Joey Bachelor Finale - Is He The Best Bachelor Ever?!?
It's finally here! The last episode of Joey's season. Will he find true love? Will it be with Daisy or with Kelsey? Will there be more tennis flashbacks? And who will be The Bachelorette?(WHY NOT MARIA WHY WHY WHY?!?)Okay - you'...
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Season 7
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Episode 7
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49:17
Episode 8 - "We Need To Talk" Is Never A Good Sign - am I right?
There are only three women left!!! It's down to Rachel, Daisy and Kelsey, and one of them will have their dreams dashed of marrying the latest Bachelor, Joey.Hosts Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable break it all down for us. Rac...
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38:08
Episode Seven - 50% Canadian Content - 50% Gossipy Gossip
Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable are back, and they are doing two episodes in one! They're going to talk about the women going to Jasper, Alberta (shout out to CANADA!) for the first episode, and then they move right into the next hometown ...
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Season 7
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Episode 7
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44:27
Episode Six - 100% Canadian Content
Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable continue to discuss the roller-coaster ride that is Joey's season of The Bachelor. This time the gang travels to good old Montreal, Quebec! It's a love affair with all things Canada - as the women talk maple...
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Season 7
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Episode 6
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50:21
Episode 5 - Princess Lea Takes The Bitch Throne From Sydney
Two episodes in one week?!? It's like Xmas in February, are we right?Co-hosts Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable spend a Friday night having some drinks and talking Bachelor. Does the booze effect their mental capacity? You might just...
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49:44
Episode Four - We All Think Sydney Sucks (The Woman Not the City)
Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable are back doing what they do best - judging hot young women who vie for love on a reality franchise long past it's sell by date - yes - we're talking about The Bachelor!!!The latest episode takes the ...
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Season 7
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Episode 4
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37:31
Episode 3 - Could YOU Pass The Orange Test?
We apologize for everyone out there listening if they don't know what the "orange test" is. Even co-host Paul Constable didn't know what it was, until Christel Bartelse had him watch some classic Brayden/Christina (Bachelor royalty are we right...
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Season 7
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Episode 3
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43:07
Episode Two - Did We Just Cancel Ourselves?
Joey has narrowed his dating pool down to only twenty-two women (only in the Bachelor can you get away with a sentence like that), and of course co-hosts Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable have a lot to say about it!Who do they think ...
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Season 7
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Episode 2
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46:13
Episode One - Will Bananas Be The Way To Joey's Heart?
It's a new season of The Bachelor, and that means it's a new season of Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable talking all things Joey. Thirty-two women (a Bachelor record!) are vying for Joey's heart, and hoping that he puts a ring on their finge...
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Season 7
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Episode 1
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43:16
The Golden Wedding (or is it Brayden's engagement night?)
Happy new year y'all!!!We're sorry we've been away for awhile, but we're coming back strong in the new year to talk all things Bachelor. The franchise didn't waste any time getting us into the groove for 2024, so co-hosts Christel Barte...
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44:57
We Are Really Trying to Turn Rayden Into The Next Bennifer...
Ever wondered about the ins and outs of reality television dating shows? Join your hosts, Paul Constable and Christel Bartelse, for a lively discussion on the latest episode of 'Bachelor in Paradise'. As we sip on our favorite cocktails and sha...
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49:23
Bachelor Tea Spill: Pickleball Showdowns and the Mystery of the Missing Boom Boom Room!
Ever wonder what happens when Bachelor Nation has a pickleball showdown? Or what secret revelations emerge from a 'Never Have I Ever' game that completely turns the tide? Well, strap in, listeners, because we're about to spill some hot tea from...
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Season 6
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Episode 5
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47:55
So Much Talk About Pooh...Baby!
Ever been left speechless as the waters get murky in the world of reality TV dating shows? Well, buckle up because, this week, we’re breaking down the drama, the heartbreak, and the romance that unfolded on The Golden Bachelor and Bachelo...
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Season 6
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Episode 4
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52:06
Rubber Duckie Earrings - You're Not The One?
What if reality TV dating shows were not just about drama, but actually had a deeper meaning? What if they could actually teach us about human behaviour, relationships, and even ourselves? If you're nodding your head right now, this episode is ...
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49:39
Will There Be Golden Showers on Bachelor in Paradise? (We're Already Confused)
You've seen the heated romance, the tearful goodbyes, and the shocking rose ceremonies. But have you ever wondered how it would be if our beloved Bachelor contestants were, say, senior citizens? Buckle up as we guide you through the roller-coas...
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Season 5
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Episode 2
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43:11
A Preview of The Golden Bachelor in Paradise!
It's been too long hasn't it? That's what Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable think, and that's why they're back early to talk about the upcoming seasons of Bachelor in Paradise AND The Golden Bachelor.Do we think three hours of Bachel...
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Season 5
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Episode 1
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25:49
Episode Six - Will We Get the Genuine....Christy?!?
Paul Constable starts off the podcast by getting his co-host Christel Bartelse's name wrong - but we swear things get better from there.Its hometowns, where Charity goes to visit the four remaining bachelors in the place where they grew...
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Season 4
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Episode 6
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38:50
Episodes 4 & 5 - Christel's Real Talk (aka The Lost Episode)
Why oh why (you ask) are we combining two episodes into one?Well - first off - it's twice as fun just like Doublemint Gum! And - well - Paul Constable kind of forgot to his record last week when he and co-host Christel Bartelse talked a...
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Season 4
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Episode 4
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53:07
Episode 3 - Jesse Palmer's Tears
Christel Bartelse is back!!!!She has returned to our Canadian shores, much to the delight of co-host Paul Constable.The two immediately delve into the upcoming Golden Bachelor TV show, and whether this is even a good idea or not...
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Season 4
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Episode 3
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53:00
Episode 2 - Dodgeball turns into - dodge....balls?!?
Welcome back!Finally we can start to discuss the real journey in Charity's season as The Bachelorette. Paul Constable is still flying solo on this one, as his co-host is across the pond doing lovely Bachelorette type things while Paul s...
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Season 4
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Episode 2
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25:09
Episode 1 - Release the Caleb B cut!!!!
We are back!!!!Or...are we? Host Paul Constable has to fly solo on this one, as Christel Bartelse is living it up over in Europe - and we just can't figure out how to make this darn thing work when one of us is across the pond!C...
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Season 4
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Episode 1
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20:18